penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(via hermionejg)

holy shit im watching a make up tutorial and apparently atm it’s necessary to start with a one minute introduction saying that you ‘dont want to offend anybody and if you think my brush is dirty or i do something wrong thats ok just keep it to yourself’