sittin in class like
today i went to the bookshop and i asked the guy for something dystopian and we walked around the store for at least twenty minutes looking at different books because i had already read everything he suggested but we finally found one when he grabbed a book from the shelf at random and threw it on the ground in anger at my excessive reading and i looked at it and i hadnt read it yet and he just exhaled in utter relief
THERE ARE 8 YEAR OLDS ON bROADWAY AND I TRIPPED PUTTING MY SOCK ON THIS M ORNING
do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on
no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.
oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me